Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
