Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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