well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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