DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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