did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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