I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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