We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i dont even know how to be here
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Boobs speak an international language.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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