Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
third nipple confirmed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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