I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I love you.
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