All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
