so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
the raccoons are back...
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