You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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