I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
