you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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