I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Damn victory sex feels great
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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