Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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