listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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