Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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