That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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