So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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