Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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