Porn is love you can see.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize