That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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