Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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