also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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