Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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