She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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