And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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