I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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