Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
