no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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