we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm at about main and main street
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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