How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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