Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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