Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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