bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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