I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
