they need to just BURY HIM!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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