I think I died a long time ago.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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