I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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