you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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