Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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