is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
