I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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