How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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