if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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