i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
