Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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