Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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