He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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