I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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