PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He better not be in your backpack
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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