Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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