I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
