Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Boobs are out for the taking
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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