when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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