just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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