It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Someone shit on the floor
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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