Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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